thesceneneverdies:

chrisynova:

sollux:

that one shirt that makes your boobs look fucking great

i’m a guy and i can agree with this

Omfg god yes.

askingquinns:

We had to shave our cat because she had mats in her fur. But then she was cold. So we bought her a sweater.

It also came with a little hat.

My cat hates me.

*dead*

grrrlfever:

wouldnt it be cool to just like not feel nervous about everything all the time

just-laff:

egberts:

if i ever met a genie i wouldnt wish for a million dollars id wish that whenever i bought something i’d always have the right amount of money to pay for it in my pocket

you are one of the great thinkers of our time