unlawfully:

Having a cute waiter like I’ll have the chicken with a side of that dick

reblog if you want anons but in reality no one is going to send you anything and will just reblog this

heyreallygiger:

if i ever met satan the first thing i would say is “did it hurt…when you fell from heaven??” It would be hilarious. The next thing I would do is probably burst into flame and get impaled dozens of times but it would still be hilarious

hatin:

why am i only motivated to sort my life out at 3am